:-p Oh chris you so silly!
I’ll go naked motherfuckerHmmm VERY tempting!
But with Ana, people will actually take me seriously when I say I’m bi. She’ll be like the hottest chick there.
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
My roomie is very strange
She takes her laptop into the bathroom with her. Like at all times. Whether she’s showering, peeing, or taking a poop(I assume, have never verified) Not to mention she uses the toilet with the door open.
This is presented without extra commentary.
I can’t even… this is just….DAW
(Source: all-those-fairy-tales-cametrue)
Via assuming direct control!
The problem with dating a culinary student
is when you ask them to make you a low carb healthy dinner you still get a meal sauteed in butter and filled with cheese and heavy cream.
And when you ask for simple dessert, because you are craving whipped cream and strawberries you get a strange concoction of peppermint and vanilla.
Le lol.
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.
What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
THIS POST DESERVES MY REBLOG
(Source: mrsannieodair)
Via Burdened with glorious purpose.

